I live in a small environment. Moved out 5 years ago and living in one of our condos in the area which is also just walking distance from the office.
We needed someone to stay in the area and clean the units and condos up so we decided to hire a housekeeper, a housekeeper named aroda.
Aroda is the perfect housekeeper... She cleans well, doesn't want to flirt with carpenters and carpenters fear her. Also, she has a superiority complex that she feels she's above all the housekeepers so she don't mingle with them.
But Aroda is getting weirder by the minute... here's a story for ya:
I pay Aroda extra to clean my place up aside from keeping the office and service apartments clean.
But I can never figure out why she can't wash my office mug??? Every monday morning, all my officemates get their freshly washed mugs in the dishwasher cabinet but not for me... Then just this week I placed my mug on my officemates desk to see if she'll wash it... Still nothing.... hmmmm.. .. I wonder why... and i pay her extra to to clean my apartment.. Maybe she has a one mug rule for every person... Since she washes my mug in my apartment she feels she isn't obligated to wash the one in the office....
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
The Change
I'm just gonna flat out say this.
Whenever I go shopping or buy food the one thing i hate the most is when the f$%king cashier counts the change in my hand.
Why can't she/he or it count the damn change before giving it to me. I don't get the purpose of this? Is it to show you that they gave the right change or they don't have any confidence in their mathematic skills and would like to count infront of you???
The other day, I wasn't in the best mood and this fella in Mickey Ds was counting the change in my hand. And i said just give it to me and the damn gay cashier thought i was in a hurry so he counted it faster in my hand...
Lesson for the week is listening skills. I learned this the hard way....
Here's a story from a guy named Bill. On weekends, bill would always drive up the mountains where there are no roads and one wrong turn can be dangerous. Since Bill was driving a porsche and he knows the mountain by heart he would always go to relax. One time, as Bill was about to approach a blind turn, he slowed down... Then a car out of control coming down was swerving all over the place... Bill thought the other car would surely hit him.... Then miraculously the other car regained it's control when it was about to hit Bill's car. The lady driver yelled out to Bill, "PIG!!!" To his surprise, Bill thought he did nothing wrong so he quickly shouted "Bitch!!!" and continued on driving with a smirk on his face thinking he got the last laugh. After he made a turn he bumped into a pig.
Don't jump to conclusions will you people? Fblog is becoming educational huh? Fuckers!
Whenever I go shopping or buy food the one thing i hate the most is when the f$%king cashier counts the change in my hand.
Why can't she/he or it count the damn change before giving it to me. I don't get the purpose of this? Is it to show you that they gave the right change or they don't have any confidence in their mathematic skills and would like to count infront of you???
The other day, I wasn't in the best mood and this fella in Mickey Ds was counting the change in my hand. And i said just give it to me and the damn gay cashier thought i was in a hurry so he counted it faster in my hand...
Lesson for the week is listening skills. I learned this the hard way....
Here's a story from a guy named Bill. On weekends, bill would always drive up the mountains where there are no roads and one wrong turn can be dangerous. Since Bill was driving a porsche and he knows the mountain by heart he would always go to relax. One time, as Bill was about to approach a blind turn, he slowed down... Then a car out of control coming down was swerving all over the place... Bill thought the other car would surely hit him.... Then miraculously the other car regained it's control when it was about to hit Bill's car. The lady driver yelled out to Bill, "PIG!!!" To his surprise, Bill thought he did nothing wrong so he quickly shouted "Bitch!!!" and continued on driving with a smirk on his face thinking he got the last laugh. After he made a turn he bumped into a pig.
Don't jump to conclusions will you people? Fblog is becoming educational huh? Fuckers!
The Airport Security
I'm sure all of you readers out there been to an airport.
Take PAL international terminal for one, I'm wondering if you guys notice that when you are about to fall in line. The guards outside stop you and asks for your ticket... Ok... sure here's my ticket and passport.
As you fall in line it's gets better, another guard just before the xray would ask you for your passport and ticket. The other guard just asked me the same question and seen the same travel documents.... Come on. Then he'll throw in another question. Sir, where is your destination? Like he cares right? It's not like he'll escort me to the proper check in counter.
In other airports around the world they'd want people inside. Cause they have stores and stuff... The only off limits areas are the immigration counters and what's behind that. Why can't we do the same?
Epal talaga dito and the guards think they are all that.
Here's a story for you.
Once there was an elderly man selling balloons nearby the park. When business is slow, he would let a few balloons fly to get attention then business will start picking up. He would let red, green, blue and yellow balloons fly.
Intrigued by the elderly man, this boy approached the elderly man. Mister, if you let a black balloon up would it go up? the boy asked. The elderly man responded with compassion and said, "Son, it's what inside that makes these balloons go up."
Lesson is it's not the numer of guards you employ pareng Lucio. Fblog 1 - Lucio Tan group 0.
Take PAL international terminal for one, I'm wondering if you guys notice that when you are about to fall in line. The guards outside stop you and asks for your ticket... Ok... sure here's my ticket and passport.
As you fall in line it's gets better, another guard just before the xray would ask you for your passport and ticket. The other guard just asked me the same question and seen the same travel documents.... Come on. Then he'll throw in another question. Sir, where is your destination? Like he cares right? It's not like he'll escort me to the proper check in counter.
In other airports around the world they'd want people inside. Cause they have stores and stuff... The only off limits areas are the immigration counters and what's behind that. Why can't we do the same?
Epal talaga dito and the guards think they are all that.
Here's a story for you.
Once there was an elderly man selling balloons nearby the park. When business is slow, he would let a few balloons fly to get attention then business will start picking up. He would let red, green, blue and yellow balloons fly.
Intrigued by the elderly man, this boy approached the elderly man. Mister, if you let a black balloon up would it go up? the boy asked. The elderly man responded with compassion and said, "Son, it's what inside that makes these balloons go up."
Lesson is it's not the numer of guards you employ pareng Lucio. Fblog 1 - Lucio Tan group 0.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Ground Zero
I'm sure everyone has heard about the explosion at Glorietta 2. What on earth is Mike Enriquez thinking calling that site ground zero? That bomb in luk yuan is a dud. I don't think it could be linked to something as massive as a nuclear explosion.
Ground Zero is often defined as the surface directly above or below the point at which a nuclear explosion takes place. The term ground zero is also used for the site of the collapsed World Trade center twin towers.
Can't you people come up with something original instead?
Ground Zero is often defined as the surface directly above or below the point at which a nuclear explosion takes place. The term ground zero is also used for the site of the collapsed World Trade center twin towers.
Can't you people come up with something original instead?
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Chino Trinidad
I bet all of you has seen the latest Manny Pacquiao fight...
If you were watching channel 7 you'll hear the comments of Mr. Chino Trinidad.
I hate the fact when he uses "si" to describe a place and "yun" to describe a person.
He'll say iba talaga suntok nung Manny pacquio or si SM mas maraming tao kay sa kay robinsons... Grow up Chino. We all know you know the proper way of saying it... Pa cute ka putang ina mo!
Here's a story for ya:
Once a upon a time, A mountain lion spotted a single bull eating grass one day. He decided to attack the bull and eat it. After every single bite the mountain lion would roar out loud to let all the animals in the are know who's boss... Then little did he know there were hunters in the area. All that roaring led the hunters towards him and you've guess it... Firing squad.
Moral lesson Chino, is:
When your mouth is full of bull, just shut up!
If you were watching channel 7 you'll hear the comments of Mr. Chino Trinidad.
I hate the fact when he uses "si" to describe a place and "yun" to describe a person.
He'll say iba talaga suntok nung Manny pacquio or si SM mas maraming tao kay sa kay robinsons... Grow up Chino. We all know you know the proper way of saying it... Pa cute ka putang ina mo!
Here's a story for ya:
Once a upon a time, A mountain lion spotted a single bull eating grass one day. He decided to attack the bull and eat it. After every single bite the mountain lion would roar out loud to let all the animals in the are know who's boss... Then little did he know there were hunters in the area. All that roaring led the hunters towards him and you've guess it... Firing squad.
Moral lesson Chino, is:
When your mouth is full of bull, just shut up!
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