Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Toilet

I'm sure everyone of you have encountered toilets which can't take in toilet papers....

I mean isn't that the whole concept of toilets? You're supposed to be able to flush down all sorts of garbage in it... Like the famous words: flushing it down the toilet....

Anyways, I had a home service massage one Friday afternoon... My friend hooked me up with a massuese who's supposed to be good.... So ok ok... give it a shot....

After the massage, it was ok... not the greatest of massages since the lady is clearly not attractive... I think she should have been the one paying me grabbing my butt like that... moving on... she asked if she could use the CR... I said of course... it's the door next to the main entrance... So she used it for a long time... Then finally she came out all relieved.... and I paid her for her services and then she left....

The next morning, as i was about to take out the trash, I bent down to take the bag from the CR can... And all the toilet paper with poop in it was there!!!! disgusting... almost threw up and it caught me by surprise....

Guess that's the end of that massuese and that's when i realized that toilets are now exclusively for shit...

2 comments:

Melissa said...

wow.. that gurl left u a little some-m some-m in the morning! hahaha gross!! good thing the bathroom didnt stink!

fblog said...

She's everywhere... You know what? Change your name to Malicesa... That'll get some attention.