Don't you ever had the feeling that the remote doesn't work well under stress?
Like this one time back in high school... I was watching porn in my sisters bedroom since she inherited the old betamax player... where in i got a laser disc player in my room... Talk about favoritism...
Anyways, in school you can't trade porn laser disc movies... it's just impossible... It has like an original porn cover with titles like, pretty in pink, hanky panky, talk dirty to me etc... in bold prints... and it won't even fit in your school bag... So back in the day we used to pass around betamax.
I remember as clear as day when it was my turn to take home The Art of Desire that weekend... I was so excited for Saturday when no one will be home...
So, around 3pm in the afternoon, I went in my sister's room and watched porn with moderate volume... Damn that Savanah is one overly delevoped babe... Then suddenly the maid walked in with fresh laundry!!! And the damn remote wasn't working... The harder I pressed the more Savanah moaned in delight....
A few weeks later that maid quit... Maybe she could take the driver's harrassment but she never could take a 13 year old master debater.
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